Dont get caught?

This is a true story that i just heard it from my uncle so im not sure whether it has been modified in anyways but here goes. Well, back in da days when there were no laptops and mobile phones, kids those days entertained themselves with outdoor activities such as cycling, running around or playing in da field. But my dad and his aunt had a thrill of taking people's mangoes and guava's from trees without permission. Niceee... Lol. So one unfortunate day, my dad's aunt or my grand-aunt got caught of taking mangoes without asking the owners first. Her dad, my great-grand father, was upset. BUT...he was not upset that she actually stole da mangoes but the fact that she GOT CAUGHT!!! Huh???WTH!

So wats da lesson again??? Dont get caught even when u did sumtin super wrong and u noe ur parents are going to kill u??? Well...kinda..* scratching my head*
So good girls are bad girls that dont get caught??? Lol...i dont noe :( Hmm...i tink im gonna use this story 2 save my ass next time...

Deep-a-vali=Dip-a-pain

Festive seasons are the only time in da year where u get 2 meet blood suckers dat plaster fake smiles on deir faces and cover deir sharp teeth which r ever ready 2 bite u n suck out all da dirty dirt n juicy stories frm u. As years pass by,i have learned da only way 2 beat dem is 2 expose dem 2 sunlight..lol... Unfortunely 4 me, i need 2 face this circumstances twice a year. Yet, i found dis year rather pleasing den da rest cz i did not get a chance 2 meet a lot of vampires...hehehe

As per normal:
-i ate like a pig
-i did not study when i have 2 more papers coming up
-i played with firecrackers like a 10 year old kid (oh,da joy of throwing pop pops at deir feet n laughin like a witch..MUAHAHAHAHHA)
- quite a big "collection" dis year
- did a rangoli kolam with da help of 2 assistants

-n i gave a big bear hug 2 my bro afta da incident dat happened 2 him
Good thing i did not dip lots of vali dis year...