when i get/was drunk...

1. i apparently love lemon (from drinking tequilla) so much dat i ate da skin of da lemon 2
2. i actually was confessing how my friend's brother who i only spoke a few words 2 him was so damn bloody freakin hot
3. i almost kissed a gal on da lips but thankfully i didn't
4. i love more alcohol when i am drunk n if u give me water i may actually believe its alcohol
5. my world moves sideways when i walk
6. i cant really remember many events dat happened
7. i sang vodka vodka eh eh instead of waka waka eh eh
8. i dance alot like dere is no tomorrow
9. i smoked ciggies...yeah...OMG
10. i told a guy who i jst met dat nite 2 fuck my another fren who is a guy
11. i told some random guy dat "i love him"
12. i love 2 crawl when im drunk (i tink its 2 get balance)
13. in 2 seperate nites, 2 guys carried me cz i was out of control
14. n not forgettin...i vommitted (JD is horrible)...

I seriously need 2 retire frm the fun world, time 2 head bck 2 my nerdy world :(